Friday, September 26, 2008

David Crossed



This is not how it looks, "honestly officer, it's for charity--a United Way event."



I thought we should get the jump on the media. This is what really happened, not some scanky, scandalous thing. Those tabloids are trying to pervert the truth!




Why is it that a woman can dress up in a man's suit, paint on a moustache, and look dapper and fabulous, but if a man reaches for the lipstick and fishnets, the whole earth feels the world-wide shudder?




Explain that.




"Honey, does waterproof mascara mean permanent?"





Oh well, I didn't marry him for his dancing ability.


Now whatdaya do with slightly used 11 triple wide Mary Janes?

4 comments:

Lisa Chin said...

That is so funny! Sad however when your husband looks really good as a woman. LOL

Jenna Jean said...

Scary, each one of those pictures gets this title!!!

Jules said...

So how long did it take for the mascara to come completely out? Must've been fun seeing your hubby in drag and even more fun posting about it. :)

Neko Carrillo said...

Wow, i love it. Quite secure in his manhood.

Way to go Dave. Can't wait to show Drew.

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