Tuesday, July 15, 2008

From the Edible Lego's Idiot File

12 New Products From The People Who Brought You 'Lego Fun Snacks'

by Toon, Lydon, Rutledge, & Norman Tuesday June 24, 2008 10:00 AM

We spend the first three years of our children's lives trying to get them not to eat blocks, and now you're telling him they taste like $#@!&% strawberries.'

1. Gummie Vitamins "Eat them like candy," Overdose, stomach pump anyone????
2. This Bag Is Not Not A Toy: the plastic bag with candy coating on the inside
3. Need A Ride?: the board game where you make new friends and get into their cars
4. Zooper Zapper: the panel that lights up and plays cool sounds when you stick metal things in its little slots
5. Retina Spy: the sunglasses that reveal secret messages when you stare directly at the sun
6. AntiFreeezz: the neon green high-sugar energy drink
7. Get The Lead In candy paint chips
8. The Scorchin' Organ: the toy piano shaped like a stove, with keys that look like heat coils
9. The Candy Pharmacist play set
10. Ye Olde MatchTowne: the toy village where every citizen looks like a match, and supplied with candy cigarettes
11. Caliber Creamer: the toy gun that dispenses whipped cream
12. NASCAR Racing Scissors: the faster you run, the bigger the fun

Won't it be fun?

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Crazy Horse is just crazy

Just wait for this one. The pictures are great! The bison were looking in the window. These animals are just huge.

random segue

I am not liking the laptop when I try to type and rest my hands on the mousepad. The computer keys go everywhichway and loose. Enough !!! I'll blog someday later.


I keep reaching over and trying to drive my cellphone that is resting on the table like a mouse.