I called a sister, bemoaning that once again I had forgotten the groceries and left the eggs in the trunk overnight.
She replied, "Don't feel bad, at least you didn't rebuy them. I know someone who forgot she bought groceries and it wasn't until she went grocery shopping again the next day and went to put them in the trunk that she remembered.
That made me feel somewhat better, until she added, "It was you."
I had forgotten.
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Oh that made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. I'm sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but isn't that why you shared your experience - so I know I'm not the only simpleton on this here earth? Thank you for making me feel less lonely!
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Made me laugh too! Sounds like something I would do.
You know how when you find something you've been looking for forever and once you find it, you remember putting it there. It's so sad that I've had several instances where I've found what I was looking for, but didn't have a clue how it got there! I'm loosing my mind!!!!!!!!
I read this a while ago and must say it is one of my favorite posts!
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