12 New Products From The People Who Brought You 'Lego Fun Snacks'
by Toon, Lydon, Rutledge, & Norman Tuesday June 24, 2008 10:00 AM
We spend the first three years of our children's lives trying to get them not to eat blocks, and now you're telling him they taste like $#@!&% strawberries.'
1. Gummie Vitamins "Eat them like candy," Overdose, stomach pump anyone????
2. This Bag Is Not Not A Toy: the plastic bag with candy coating on the inside
3. Need A Ride?: the board game where you make new friends and get into their cars
4. Zooper Zapper: the panel that lights up and plays cool sounds when you stick metal things in its little slots
5. Retina Spy: the sunglasses that reveal secret messages when you stare directly at the sun
6. AntiFreeezz: the neon green high-sugar energy drink
7. Get The Lead In candy paint chips
8. The Scorchin' Organ: the toy piano shaped like a stove, with keys that look like heat coils
9. The Candy Pharmacist play set
10. Ye Olde MatchTowne: the toy village where every citizen looks like a match, and supplied with candy cigarettes
11. Caliber Creamer: the toy gun that dispenses whipped cream
12. NASCAR Racing Scissors: the faster you run, the bigger the fun
Won't it be fun?
1 comment:
Are you back from the big trip out south?
Is that list real?
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