When you are pretending to write, you take time off to scan and respond as avoidance therapy. Copy paste and then X the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not, and send it to your friends (including me). ( X ) Shot a gun - yeah, pshaw. I'm from the country. Okay, once. (X ) Slapped a Bull--no, but I've milked a really mean cow. ( ) Gone on a blind date--No, but I married a near-deaf mate? (X) Skipped school - so often that Mom said, "sign your own notes... mine will look like forgeries." (X ) Watched someone die-- Wouldn't have missed it. (X) Been to Canada -- 22 hours in Calgary (X ) Been to Alaska -- Slept through it, pregnant and seething. ( ) Been to Cuba -- Isn't that illegal for Americans? ( ) Been to Europe -- Does Paris, Idaho count? (X) Been to Las Vegas --And it can stay in Vegas. ( ) Been to Florida -- The gateway to CruiseAmerica? No. (X) Been on a plane -- TSA has me on their watch list-safest way to fly. (X) Served on a jury - Never seated - guy plead out. (X) Been lost - constantly--with my keys. ( X) Swam in the ocean -- Cough, cough, sputter, choke, drown. (X) Cried yourself to sleep - P.U. what's new. ( ) Played cops and robbers - waiting for grandkids. ( ) Played cowboys and Indians -- ditto. ( ) Recently colored with crayons. -- What is it about the word grandkids that's confusing? (X) Sang Karaoke - Family night around the machine - happiness! (X) Paid for a meal with coins only - Bought groceries, $16.54 - year one marriage. (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? -- woke up today. (X) Made prank phone calls - not since *69. ( X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. -- Solid food doesn't count? ( X ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue--Caught my tongue on a flake. ( X ) Danced in the rain - Cried in the rain. Same, same. ( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus - Who? That old phoney? ( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe -- Gotta get on that-- note to self, find mistletoe immediately. (X) Watched the sunrise with someone--After being up all night? (X) Blown bubbles -- Out my nose. (X ) Gone ice-skating -- Wrenched an ankle--how do they do that? (X ) Camped out under the stars -- Too often. ( X ) Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away? - Babies--new life---beautiful beyond words. ( X ) Are you or have you been married? Every day in every way. (X ) Have Children -- To check off the bucket list, why else birth them? (X) Have a Pet - Had a plethora - not good at keeping them, but have had them. (X) Been fishing -- Fondest memories in life have been in a boat. (X ) Been boating -- Only as a means to fish. (X ) Been water skiing/tubing -- Only to fish. (X) Been hiking -- Not as recreation--only obligation. And to fish. (X) Been camping in a trailer/RV/tent/car -- Been there, done that--to fish. (X) Flown in a small 4-seater airplane - Helicopter count? Got sick! ( ) Flown in a glider -- Helicopter counts!!! (X) Been flying in a hot air balloon -- Yes, but also there was that helicopter ride... (X ) Been Bungee-jumping, skydiving, Zip-lining or Para-Sailing -- ZIPPED and UNZIPPED --nothing like zipping with an open zip! (X) Gone to a drive-in movie -- Slept through Star Wars. ( ) Done something that should have killed you-- YIKES--I've almost completed the bucket list... does that mean I'm on my last leg? And again, still practicing avoidance. 1. Any nickname? nah 2. Favorite drink: nah 3. Body piercings: nah - not purposely anyway. Rusty nails count? 4. Tattoos: nah 5. How much do you like your job: I'm making stuff up daily. 6. Where were you born? On earth, just to quell the constant rumors. 7. Favorite vacation spot? Hawaii --- mee tooo, who knew? 8 Been to Africa? No - so touristee. 9. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? Yes and dessert first - not good. 10. Ever been on the T.V.? Nope, not in public anyway. My new one has such a thin screen that I don't think it could support my weight anyway. 11. Ever steal any traffic signs? Nope, but I have ignored one or two? 12. Ever been in a car accident? Yes, due to #11 11. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 5 14. Favorite number? People have favorite numbers? How? Why? 15. Do you smoke? Nope, therefore I will live forever, a dried up crotchety old non-smoker. 16. Favorite holiday: Birthdays and un-birthdays. 17. Favorite dessert. Cream puffs because they suit my personality, flaky outside, squishy inside. 18. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In a mirror. 19. Furthest place you will send this message? To myself, but the long way around the world. 20. Who will be first to read this? No one, the same people who read my blog. 3-11-10 |
Saturday, March 11, 2017
The Bucket List
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Proven Way to Receive Inspiration
HINTS:
- A General Authority (Marion Romney) asked this question to another apostle (Harold B. Lee). He gave him this perfect suggestion.
- Additional blessings are pledged to us if we do it.
- Abraham used this suggestion in Genesis 19:27.
- Moses used it in Exodus 34:4
- Joshua did it in Joshua 6:12
- The Lord-God followed it in Mark 1:35
- This one advice has proven added physical health benefit.
- We are promised to not be weary, but be invigorated if we keep it.
- All of the Quorum of the Twelve live this answer daily.
- It’s the #1 reason teens struggle with brain dysfunction.
- Not doing it is the #1 cause of depression. Elder Russell M. Nelson said it will rescue those “defeated and downtrodden.”
- Research at BYU proves a decline in GPA for each time this advice isn’t maintained.
- It is adversely affected by blue lights of screen time.
- Aristotle recommends it as a main contributor to health, wealth and wisdom.
- Ben Franklin said health, wealth and wisdom are consequences of this one thing.
Friday, January 22, 2016
Health Care Despair
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Physician Heal… Anybody
The word Care means worry, concern, attention, charge, protection, nurture, except when attached to the word health.
My arm is sore, kind of aching, for no reason. The ache radiates up into my jaw line at times. My hand goes numb and there is this pressure like something is sitting on my chest near my shoulder. It’s done this for about a week. No problem, just inconvenient. I should get a stress test? The internet says yes! See someone immediately!
HA. The internet lives in dreamland.
The pain comes and goes though, so I’m not too worried. And neither is my doctor. I called yesterday and left the symptoms with the nurse. She said she would pass on the message. I haven’t heard anything, so no worries.
Besides, I’m young, in my 40’s, active, in good health, no family history of heart attack. I really didn’t call about the heart thing anyway, I just figured that I’d tack it on because I have this lump in my breast.
I just noticed it the last couple of days, while I was massaging the pain in my arm. It’s pretty big, truthfully the lump makes one breast visibly bigger than the other, but on the up side, anything that accentuates the size of my breasts can’t be all bad.
Another call and the nurse isn’t concerned, she says she’ll add that onto the list. If she’s not worried, I’m not. Oh, and while I’m on the phone, the nurse insists, “Would you like to book your annual physical?”
Oops, the computer’s calendar must have triggered the fact that I’m not a regular patient. I believe in going to the doctor when I’m sick, but I really should accept the idea that like all corporate connections, it’s best to keep in tight with the professional by paying his retainer.
I'm sure that regular patients get in quicker, but they risk their computer trigger coming up “hypochondriac”. I wish I could tiptoe on that happy middle ground, but I only go to the doctor as last resort. The last three or four times, I’ve made the diagnosis and advised the doctor on treatment and that seems to work efficiently for both of us.
I like “new-age physicians” who acknowledge that a doctor’s twenty minutes outside the body can’t trump forty some years of living inside it. But those are few and far between and dang sure they aren't covered on my medical insurance plan.
My problem is that health care isn’t available ala carte off some menu. But I’m a quick thinker and I know my symptoms could benefit from an ultrasound and a stress test—both of which are part of an annual physical so if my history triggers the, “opportunity for additional income” flag, they may as well sign me up. Besides my insurance pays ZERO now, unless it's an annual physical... but let's not get into the problems with insurance.
My family seems to have a history of health care issues… first and foremost #1 finding a doctor to care about health.
My sister finally got in for a similar breast lump and was treated and then told to check back every six months for a mammogram. Six months later her doctor moved somewhere like
Another sister who woke with a kinked neck, found her doctor has also moved out of town (perhaps
She only called me to find out how to join a soccer league for the day.
I take my physician's soonest available appointment which is the end of next week, no problem. I must be fasting twelve hours but they want me there late afternoon. Again, no problem, I’ll starve all my waking hours.
But, I interrupt with the caveat that, "If I wait two more weeks and this thing continues to grow at its current rate, I will have to come in braless." I get the same reassurance by the nurse that it's “No problem.”
What I really need is an annual reassurance that I’m fine, but that involves a voice, (not even physical contact) just a voice. But when the voice finally calls back late the next day, it says that the doctor got my message and she’ll review my issues when she sees me at my next scheduled visit.
My health care crisis really isn’t the hefty sum I pay for insurance that insures I have no coverage.
My problem is with the word care.
Maybe I should move to
Sept 21, 2010
Monday, January 11, 2016
Ten Embarrassing Application Mistakes that Will Keep You Out of College
So you want to go to college?
Great! Here are 10 embarrassing mistakes to avoid.
1, Imperfect spelling and grammar. This must be FLAWLESS. Check especially for misspelling the name of the university you're applying to (also, spell it out--UCLA should be University of California, Las Angeles). Use more formal grammar--no dangling prepositions (like the one in the previous sentence--no, no!) and for pity's sake, NO text-speak. If you lol or ttyl, they will dump you like a dead fish.
2. Essays that are egocentric, boring, typical, obvious, overdone, immature or dripping with metaphors. Don't talk about yourself as a butterfly, and don't mention any roads or journeys. You must stand out from other essays--keep in mind how many of these things the committee is going to read. Try skimming through your essay at X5 speed and see what you come away with--and it had better not be spelling mistakes or incorrect grammar.
4. An immature or odd email address. Your entire application must say "PROFESSIONAL. READY FOR COLLEGIATE LEVEL WORK," not, "BIKINIBABE34." Make an email address that is simply your name, ie john.doe3@gmail.com. It can be an account that just forwards itself to your "real" email, but it's going to be vital for future work and other applications.
Sunday, December 6, 2015
Women, Empowerment and Birth
Birth is no different than any other consumer based
commodity. Supply and demand are
precursors for the wave of medical birth alternatives. Labor/delivery techniques have changed to
meet the demands of a free market economy that caters to the consumer and feeds
the need as it grows. Obstetricians are
aware of the prevailing trend and because their specialty is trained
specifically in the surgical aspect of birth, these physicians are positioning
themselves to be aptly suited to meet the market demands with labor and birth efficiency.
To get a jump on the prevailing trend, a preemptive
study on optional caesarian birth was conducted in Texas in 2006. It
investigated how much on-demand caesarians (c-sections) at 39 weeks could
benefit babies. This conclusion was
based on extrapolation of the number of injuries suffered by vaginal birth
babies multiplied by the estimated increase of babies that would be born
c-section if women were allowed to opt for an optional c-section at 39 weeks. The conclusion was that injuries to babies
that occur during vaginal birth would be greatly lessened with the optional
request for caesarian birth at 39 weeks, because the baby would not be
delivered vaginally (Hankins). This
study neglects to address the significantly increased dangers to the child of
c-sections. This study is used often to justify the continued overuse of this procedure. Fully thirty-three percent of births are c-section and statistics do not support the increase with improved mother/child risk.
Hamilton, Brady, et.al. Center
for Disease Control, National Vital Statistics Report, Vol 64, Number 6, June
17, 2015 Web. Retrieved 10-15-2017 http://www.cdc.gov/nchs /data/nvsr/nvsr64/nvsr64_06.pdf
MDOH Maryland Department of
Health. State Maternal Mortality Review
(MMR) Program Retrieved Oct. 2017 https://phpa.health.maryland.gov/mch/Pages/mmr.aspx
MDOHP Maryland Department of
Health Poster for media release. https://www.acog.org/-/media/Sections/MD/Public/MarylandMMRposter2017.pdf?dmc=1&ts=20170927T1731113112
Shapiro, Samantha M. “Ina May Gaskin and the Battle for at-Home Births,” New York Times, May 23, 2012 Web http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/27/magazine/ina-may-gaskin-and-the-battle-for-at-home-births.html
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Choice: Birth--Death The Morphosis of Womanhood
I counter the basic idea of the article that society's convenience is reason enough to justify birth decisions or the end of birth--the death of life. Although we are experiencing unprecedented reproductive freedom, women are still subject to what some think of as arbitrary forces of nature, subject to age, infertility and happenstance and to assume that we have gained some control over that merely because we have come into our own "womanhood" may be a fallacy. Like a child who begins to recognize that he rules the world, then fears that he rules the world we must recognize that with increased freedom of choice comes natural, and irrevocable consequence. I myself had to come to that untidy conclusion with the risks of some birth control that modify the body to reject future pregnancy.
Presuming that we can circumvent nature's reality with impunity is naive. It is a contradiction to ignore the mind/body connection that ultimately requires humble supplication of self at every point--to nature, or to a God, to a world, an opinion, in relationships, or to illness and all the other ways to which we as human beings involuntarily relinquish control and are acted upon. Even to the consequence of the humanity of the anguish of abortion.
We've come to believe--no to expect--that we have control and expecting that we exercise a sense of power over nature without consequence is at the core of this new womanhood question. Continuing to further that argument leads us to believe that life is trivial and can be had at our own behest and on demand--further leading to the cavalier idea of humanity as a fungible and resulting in the devastation that we are now experiencing.
That being said, my pro-life stance is that while women’s reproductive domination by man may be coming to an end, nature's control cannot be ignored. As we become free from being acted upon we must more fully be willing to accept the ramifications of our own actions. It is an enlightened woman who recognizes her place in the world universe and her eternal responsibility to the freedom of childbearing. This responsibility is greater than surrendering choice, it is cautiously and carefully considering how to submit to a natural, more powerful version of nature's intent.
A responsible for life. When we are considerate and adequately reverent of that, the lines of responsibility are more easily drawn.
Reality Bite: Then we can more truthfully look to the added responsibilities of the choice of life--social responsibility, structure, care, nurturing, and education.
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